Just for fun, our President at MBI Worldwide compiled a list of the best (worst) employee background check, inspired pickup lines. Seriously though, don’t ever use these at work, or HR will have to get involved!! Baby got back…ground checks. I’d sure love to get some adverse ACTION on with you! Your background check came back clean, but I hope you’re a little …
IF YOU HAVE NEVER FLIPPED OFF HR, BEHIND HER BACK, YOU ARE NOT A REAL “BAD EMPLOYEE”
The first quarter of the year is in the books. So that means the Super Bowl, March Madness and the release of the new Nintendo Switch are behind us. Don’t tell anyone, but I have my Nintendo under my desk. Some afternoons I close the door and play when I’m supposed to be making calls. In fact one-day last week, …
Tom Laundry is Daydreaming About That iPhone 7, Man!
Tom Laundry here. It’s been a busy September so far. Besides keeping up with my Fantasy Football league from my cubicle, I’ve been fantasizing about the iPhone 7. Don’t let the boss know, but I watched the livestream of the announcement in between naps…errr…I mean, business appointments this week. Apple is rolling out all kinds of things to help increase …
Tom E. Laundry, Bad Employee and Social Media Master
Hey there, it’s me again, Tom Laundry. I should really be working right now, but I just got back from vacation and I have a ton of pictures to upload to my Instagram account…on company time. Shhhh, don’t tell the boss because for some reason he really hates it when I use his time for personal tasks. Speaking of …
BAD BACKGROUND CHECK PICK UP LINES
Tired of using the same pickup lines over and over without success? Need help with some witty pickup lines to ‘up your game’? Don’t worry, we got your back… ground check! Just for fun our President and Founder, …
20 Things Not To Say In A Job Interview
“Did she really just say that out loud, in a job interview”? Why yes. I’m afraid she did. Interviewing my share of job candidates, I’ve heard a bad one-liner and an inappropriate outburst coming from the job applicant. I even once had a job candidate say during the interview, “What the heck, are you guys obsessed with the color ORANGE or something? …
